Just A Little “Healthy Competition”

A new poll asked people how competitive they are, which is funny, because it gave competitive people the chance to “one-up” everyone else.

47% of people said they’re “somewhat competitive” . . .

While another 14% said they’re “VERY competitive”. So more competitive than those other people who are just regular competitive (???).

26% of people said they’re “not very competitive” (these people probably aren’t trying to take you out . . . UNLESS they’re playing “Mario Kart”).

And 10% of people said they’re “not at all competitive.”

The 14% that said they’re “VERY competitive”, must all be my in-laws . . . which is why you’ll never catch me playing any kind of board or card game at my wife’s family get-togethers!