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Kahuna’s Keeping The Peace At Thanksgiving . . .

Steve Artressia

In a recent survey, 52% of families have someone they want to ban from holiday get-togethers. Now, you know I’m a giver, and I would NEVER want you to be that person. So pay attention to Kahuna’s list of: Things You Should Never Do at a Family Gathering over the Holidays . . .

  • Stuff the turkey with anything other than your hand.
  • Start a sentence with the phrase, “Kanyehas a point about . . . “
  • Show off any body modifications that require you to remove clothing.
  • Make fun of Uncle Wally’s meth-mouth.
  • Kick Nana’s cat.
  • Turn off football for something on Hallmark.
  • Finally . . . Conclude a big meal by loosening ANYTHING more than your belt.