Kahuna’s Top 5 List:

The World Cup is underway, and most Americans are at least trying to look like they’re interested. With that said . . . here are The Top 5 Signs You’re Watching a World Cup Match at an American Sports Bar . . .

#5) Half the crowd thinks a “yellow card” means the ref is calling a player a coward

#4) Someone yells, “SHOOT IT!” every time the ball crosses midfield.

#3) Every time a player flops on the field pretending he’s hurt, someone yells “I didn’t know LeBron’s played Soccer”.

#2 Three people are still waiting for the first touchdown.

#1 The loudest cheer of the day happens when the chicken wings arrive.