Kansas Fire Department Stops Another Mass Extinction

Firefighters in Kansas prevented the second extinction of the dinosaurs, when lightning struck a 60-ton, 100-foot-long “Sauroposeidon” animatronic dinosaur at an amusement park. One official joked, “It’s the first dinosaur fire in almost 63 million years.” Some People are going to the park this week just To “pay their respects.” The Dinosaur COULD be restored, but It could cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. So maybe a more “skeletal attraction” is in its future.