Top 5 Ways to Know Your Partner Only Wants Your Money

We talked about this the other day . . . Florida and Nevada lead the nation in gold diggers. But no matter where you live, if you’re in a relationship with someone, I hope you DON’T recognize anything from today’s list of: The Top 5 Ways to Know Your Partner Only Wants Your Money . . .

#5) Your pet name for her is “Princess.”  Her pet name for you is “Guy who pays for everything.”

#4) She knows the model, year, and mileage of your Porsche.  But is still a little shaky with your name.

#3) Instead of “I do,” she says “Ka-CHING!”

#2) She says she’ll do anything for you.  But when you mention a prenup, she adds, “Except that.”

#1) She buys you a charm bracelet that says “Do not resuscitate.”