More Signs You’re an Old Person Now

Someone asked people to name random signs you’re officially “old” now. Here are a few more signs you’re old . . .

1. You still print your boarding pass . . . just in case.
2. You snap your fingers when you’re trying to remember something.
3. You can’t stand or sit without making some sort of noise.
4. You use your speakerphone for most of your calls.
5. I’m guilty of this one . . . You judge parents if their kid isn’t wearing a jacket . . . like, “It’s April . . . that kid should really have a jacket on.”
6. You’ve recently stood outside a store in the morning, waiting for it to open.
7. You know exactly where your heating pad is.
8. You’ve told a server, “Please give my compliments to the chef.”
9. You drive by a nice house and say, “That’s a nice house.”
10. You dance with your hands in the air.