Must Be Pay For View?

I wish I did sports play-by-play, so I could kick off a special Fox sports broadcast with the line . . . “Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To The 2023 European Sex Championship!” (???) Sweden is the first country to register SEX as a sport, and later this week, they’ll host the first-ever European sex championship (I’m not making this up). There will be 16 “disciplines” (which I imagine are the different “events”), and according to organizers, the focus of sex as a sport is on maximizing pleasure. So the more pleasure your partner experiences, the more points you get. Participants will be judged on creativity, imagination, physical fitness, endurance, and workability.