Opinions That Says You’re Over 30?
It doesn’t matter how young you look (or act), if you find yourself referring to something that happened in 2015 as “recent”, you’ve just been outed as a Millennial. Someone asked the interweb . . . “What’s an opinion that instantly says you’re over 30?” Well I’m WAY passed 30, and here are a few responses that made me laugh, mostly because they’re TRUE! In no particular order:
“Having no weekend plans . . . is my favorite kind of weekend plans.”
“Yes, I want the paper receipt, and no you can’t have my email address.”
“I want to own a physical copy of my music, my games, and my movies.”
“TikTok is kind of dumb.”
“Dinner parties that begin at 7:00 P.M. are kinda late.”
“I really shouldn’t. I have work in the morning.”
“Have I told you about how much I love my air fryer?”

