Restaurant That Serves Comfort Food

Are you a “Foodie”? A lot of us claim to be, but maybe we’re just trying to sound hip? That seems to be the case, if we’re to believe a recent survey that says 70% of us prefer comfort food to gourmet food. Is that because of the food? Or the joys of a comfort food restaurant? Like anything from today’s list of the . . . Signs You’re at a Restaurant That Serves Comfort Food:

• The menu includes a section called “Fixin’s”.
• Instead of napkins, there’s a roll of paper towels.
• The slogan involves serving something so good it makes you “slap your momma”.
• Your drink came in a jar.
• The theme of the wall décor is “antique farm equipment”.
• The only thing stickier than the utensils is the table.
• You have to hold the door to enter until someone in a Rascal scooter exits.

And The #1 Sign You’re at a Restaurant That Serves Comfort Food . . .

When you order a side salad instead of fries, a voice from a distant booth says . . . “You ain’t from ’round here, are you?”