Scientists Have Eliminated Skid Marks! (???)

Researchers have discovered a way to fix toilet bowls, so that no WASTE sticks to the bowl. It’s a special kind of “abrasion-resistant super-slippery flush toilet.”  They used various complex liquids to simulate the . . . “Real McCoy”. Using stuff like “milk, yogurt, and highly sticky honey.” They also developed a dyed, sticky synthetic “simulation” to use. It’s too early to say when we might be able to buy one. Or perhaps more importantly, when they will start popping up in PUBLIC restrooms.