Signs You HAVEN’T “Arrived”

Friday we talked about “things that Millennials say, are signs they finally arrived, that they’ve made it”. Things like putting your bills on autopay, and having a “drink fridge” in the garage. But what if you HAVEN’T quite “arrived”? So, here with a counterpoint, I present this list of: The Top 5 Signs You Haven’t “Arrived” No Matter What Age You Are . . . 

#5) A homeless guy put change in YOUR cup.

#4) You can’t remember the last time you slept on something that didn’t convert back to a sofa.

#3) Your attitude towards auto repairs: If it can’t be fixed with duct tape, it ain’t getting fixed.

#2) All you could afford for dinner last night was Taco Bell . . . packets of hot sauce.

#1) You start your car with a screwdriver.