Signs Your Kid Plays Too Many Video Games

Did you know you can actually win the video game “Tetris”? A 13-year-old boy became the first person to beat Tetris. It seems only appropriate that a TEENAGER would be the first one to win at Tetris. So add “He masters ‘Tetris’ before he hits puberty”, to today’s list of The Top 5 Signs Your Kid Plays Too Many Video Games . . .

#5) His favorite candy?  Crush.

#4) He used his GameStop points to buy GameStop.

#3) Whenever a plumber comes to the house, he screams, “Hey, you’re not Mario!!”

#2) He’s been repeatedly hospitalized for “Joystick Thumb.”

And the #1 sign your kid plays too many video games . . . After you tell him grandma died, he says, “Why didn’t she bank extra lives?”