Stupid Criminal: A Spider-Man And Rambo

A man in a Spider-Man mask was arrested, after allegedly robbing a storage facility in Indiana . . . after riding in ON A MOPED. He was NOT Spider-Man, he was a 37-year-old Norman Mast, and he was charged with burglary. It’s unclear what he got away with, but the whole thing was caught on security cameras. And a 22 year old Florida man named “Rambo” was arrested after he went into a neighbor’s garage with a firearm and wouldn’t leave. Josiah Da’Vae Rambo was no stranger to the police, he’s been in trouble with the law before. Now Rambo is facing a slew of charges, including possession of a weapon by a convicted Florida felon, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer, and loitering or prowling. Some people just need to understand their limitations. You know you’re not a real Superhero, if your secret lair is a storage facility and your getaway vehicle tops out at 28 miles per hour.

“Spider-Man”                                                                “Rambo“