Stupid Criminal: Just In Time For National Taco Day!

I’m pretty sure this has nothing to do with National Taco Day, but it IS a pretty interesting coincidence! Thieves in Canada recently stole a truck and trailer, packed with $35,000 worth of SALSA (???). The truck was later abandoned, but the trailer and salsa are still missing. It’s unclear what kind of salsa it is, but it MUST be good. So many questions! Did thieves get some bad intel? Was it a crime of opportunity, and they were hoping it had something more valuable? Or were they SUPER big into salsa-and-chips? (we may never know) Authorities say the problem with salsa, is it’s a little difficult to fence for cash, especially when people are on the look-out for it. The police are asking for the public’s help. So if you know anyone who’s “suddenly come into a lot of salsa,” or is hawking crates of it on social media, contact the authorities in Ontario.