Stupid Criminal: Now THAT’S An Expensive Teddy Bear!

Up until now, I thought Teddy Ruxpin was the most valuable teddy bear! If you’ve ever wondered how much cash can be crammed inside a teddy bear . . . well it’s more than you might think (probably more than you have in your seat cushions). Authorities in New Jersey raided a massage parlor last week, where they recovered more than $750,000. Including $600,000 in cash that was sewn inside a giant teddy bear. The manager of the establishment, and 4 of her “employees” face multiple charges, including money laundering and prostitution (sadly, there wasn’t a teddy bear-specific charge).