Stupid Criminal: “Porch Pirate” Steals Somebody’s Entire Porch!

This guy took being a “Porch Pirate” to a whole NEW level! Robin Swanger “allegedly” stole a neighbor’s porch from the front yard . . . the WHOLE PORCH. The house had been removed from the lot, but the property owner says the porch was NOT up for grabs. It was on private property, with “no trespassing” signs posted. The porch is about eight-feet by 10-feet, and valued at $3,000.