Stupid Criminal Story:

Tell me you haven’t learned your lesson, without telling me you haven’t learned your lesson . . . 21-year-old Jasmin Hernandez was arrested Monday morning after being clocked at a whopping 74 miles per hour in a 35 mile-per-hour zone. When the police asked where she was going in such a hurry, she told them she was on her way to the courthouse to pay for a speeding ticket. She wasn’t joking! Turns out she was on her way to pay for a PREVIOUS infraction, from 17 days ago. This time around, our little “overachiever” was hit with a reckless driving charge, because in addition to speeding, she illegally drove into the oncoming lane to pass a vehicle, she was cited for driving without insurance, and operating a vehicle without a valid license.