Stupid Criminal:

Here’s a little something to make you feel better about yourself . . . a guy was arrested TWICE on Tuesday: Once for being drunk and disorderly at a restaurant, and again shortly after, when he drove himself to the police station and demanded to talk with a supervisor about the previous arrest. He showed signs of impairment, so they made him take a breathalyzer, which he failed. So they arrested him AGAIN, This time for DUI, and took away his license.