The Big Kahuna’s I.Q. Test

Let me ask you this . . . do you think you’re smart? A new poll asked people how they think their I.Q. stacks up to the average American’s. Now you didn’t know, I.Q. testing is designed to make the average 100. So, HALF of us are actually below average, and half are above. According to this poll, 39% think they’re right around average, 46% said “above average”, and 8% think they’re WAY smarter than most people. So, if YOU’RE not sure, see if you can relate to anything from this list of: The Big Kahuna’s Test To Prove Your I.Q. Isn’t As High As You Think . . .

• The only thing you got on your SAT was drool.
• Whenever anyone throws a tennis ball, you bring it back in your mouth.
• You keep whipping open the refrigerator door to catch the little man who turns the light on.
• You just lost a game of checkers to Rob Gronkowski.
• The only thing you’ve ever read are the instructions on a shampoo bottle.
• You’re Google search history is just “How to get gum out of hair” 8,000 times.
• Your nickname at work is “idiot.”

And perhaps the BEST way to prove your I.Q. isn’t as high as you think . . .

• You enjoy “The Big Kahuna In The Morning”