The Great Weenie Heist of 2026

There’s a very fine line between a high school prank, and whatever was happening here. Police in Florida are investigating two males, Who hopped a fence at a high school, entered a building through an unlocked door, proceeded to ride bicycles through the halls, stole $50 worth of lanyards (?), and got away with “approximately 100 hot dogs and ice cream”, valued at approximately $60.” The cops are asking the public for leads, if anyone has any information (like maybe they saw someone climbing back over the fence with mustard on their faces, or sticky ice cream fingers). If they eventually DO get caught, can you imagine explaining this to your cellmate . . . “Nah man we didn’t rob a bank. We got busted in “The Great Weenie Heist of 2026.”