The International Taco Bell 50k

If Taco Bell gives you the RUNS (athletically, that is), then this needs to be on your bucket list . . . The Denver International Taco Bell 50k! It’s 31 miles, and includes mandatory stops at 10 area Taco Bells. You have to order something at NINE of the 10 Taco Bells, and you actually have to eat the food. That includes one Chalupa Supreme or one Crunchwrap Supreme by the fourth stop, and one Burrito Supreme or one Nachos BellGrande by the eighth stop. You need to keep all your receipts and wrappers, AND you have to keep it down, because they have a zero-tolerance policy on vomiting (you’re immediately disqualified). And they’ve BANNED on-course stomach medicines like “Pepto, Pepcid AC, Alka-Seltzer, and Mylanta.” You ARE able to use the bathroom as much as you’d like, but you can only use Taco Bell restrooms (along with one other approved public toilet). For the record, Taco Bell isn’t affiliated with this in any way, and they won’t even comment on it. Sounds like an “accident waiting to happen” . . . LITERALLY!!!