The “Most Satisfying Food Sound” Is . . . Sizzling Bacon

Some people can’t stand the sound of someone chewing, or slurping noodles . . . But other food sounds people actually LOVE. A survey asked people what they considered the “most satisfying food sound,” and the top response was: BACON SIZZLING IN A PAN. 33% of people said that’s a sound that makes them happy. Here is the rest of the Top 5 Satisfying Food Sounds . . .

#2) Slicing a crusty loaf of bread.

#3) Steak sizzling in a pan.

#4) Butter being spread on toast.

#5) The snapping of a chocolate bar.

And nowhere on the list . . . the soothing, soft purr, of BROCCOLI BEING STEAMED.  (???)