Things Only Dads Say

Sunday is Father’s Day . . . a day we pay tribute to the man who gave us so many wonderful things. Including unforgettable quotes. Like any of THESE, from today’s list of . . . The Top 5 Things Only Dads Say (and it’s hard just to boil it down to the Top 5) . . .

5) You can tell a lot about someone by their handshake.

4) You never saw “Roadhouse”?!?

3) That was the dog.

2) Shhhh . . . the game’s on.

1) Where’s the plunger?