They Don’t Call It A “STUPID Criminal Story” For Nothing

Of all the jobs in the world . . . why apply for THIS one?!? A police station in Jersey City, New Jersey, was looking to hire a security guard. Zyeama Johnson applied, which probably wasn’t the best idea on her part . . . since it turned out she was a WANTED FUGITIVE. When they ran her name, they found she was wanted in Pennsylvania for failing to appear in court on fraud charges. She also had 10 bench warrants in New Jersey for not appearing in court on traffic violations. And on top of all that, they found two stolen credit cards when they arrested her last week. She’s looking at serious jail time, and if you’re wondering . . . she didn’t get the job.