Things Overheard at Funeral for the Inventor of Pop-Tarts

Rest in peace, Bill Post . . . AKA: the Inventor of the Pop-Tart. Bill recently passed away at the age of 96. In honor of this great man and his even greater invention, I give you . . . the Top 5 Things Overheard At The Funeral For The Inventor Of Pop-Tarts:

#5) Instead of a cremation, his body will be toasted.

#4) Tony the Tiger sent flowers for his Grrrrrrrrraaaaaaaave!

#3) He didn’t die.  He exceeded his “sell by” date.

#2) He leaves behind a wife, four kids, and dozens of crumbs.

#1) His legacy will live on whenever a parent doesn’t love their kid enough to make breakfast.