Things Owning a Flamethrower Robot Dog Says About You

Robot dogs with FLAMETHROWERS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEAD are now something you can buy (???). A company called Throwflame is selling one called the “Thermonator” for $9,400. You operate it over WiFi or Bluetooth with a remote control, and it can shoot flames up to 30 feet (what could possibly go wrong). Check out today’s list of the, Top 5 Things Owning a Flamethrower Robot Dog Says About You . . .

5) I’m tired of lighting stuff with matches.

4) Using a Ring camera to keep people off my property is so 2023.

3) I want to be the baddest owner at the dog park.

2) I make unwise financial decisions.

1) I’m really into “Terminator” movies . . . and also, “Marmaduke”.