Things To Never Say In Front Of Potential In-Laws

A new poll finds that most single people don’t really care if friends or family disapprove of their new partner. Of course if you’re on your best behavior you shouldn’t have anything to worry about. Specifically, avoiding anything on today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things You Should Never Say If You Want to Win Your Significant Other’s Parental Approval.

5) Sorry it took so long to meet you.  But, you know . . . house arrest.

4) YOU’RE his dad?  Forget my boyfriend, what are you doing tonight?

3) I love your daughter but damn, does she take forever to make dinner.

2) Hello, I’m Pete Davidson.

1) What a coincidence!  Your daughter calls me “Daddy,” too!