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Things You Never Want to Hear On A Date . . .

Steve Artressia

This morning, we talked about that new app that can tell you when your date’s going poorly in “real time”. But there’s  another way to know things aren’t clickin’ on a first date . . . listening for anything from today’s list of, Things You DON’T Want To Hear On A Date . . .

  • Don’t be alarmed.  It’s a therapy monkey.
  • I’m not looking for a spouse.  I already have one of those.
  • Play your cards right and you might join me back in my parents’ basement.
  • Mmmm-mmm.  This food is so much better than prison.
  • Let me pay for dinner . . . before the owner of this credit card realizes it’s stolen.
  • Wanna see my third nipple?
  • Get in the trunk!