Things You Never Want to Hear On A Date . . .

This morning, we talked about that new app that can tell you when your date’s going poorly in “real time”. But there’s  another way to know things aren’t clickin’ on a first date . . . listening for anything from today’s list of, Things You DON’T Want To Hear On A Date . . .

• Don’t be alarmed.  It’s a therapy monkey.
• I’m not looking for a spouse.  I already have one of those.
• Play your cards right and you might join me back in my parents’ basement.
• Mmmm-mmm.  This food is so much better than prison.
• Let me pay for dinner . . . before the owner of this credit card realizes it’s stolen.
• Wanna see my third nipple?
• Get in the trunk!