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Things You Should Never Do Without a Bodyguard

Steve Artressia

Believe it or not, there’s a new app, that lets users book an armed bodyguard. Sound silly? Maybe not. Especially if you plan to do anything from today’s list of . . . The Top 5 Things You Should Never Do Without a Bodyguard . . .

#5) Ref an NFL game in Philadelphia.

#4) Badmouth Taylor Swift.

#3) Carry around eggs.

#2) Cut off Kahuna at an open bar.

And The #1 Thing You Should Never Do Without a Bodyguard . . .

Shout “TRUMP!” at the Oscars.