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Til Death Do Us Part . . . Not So Fast There Chachi

Steve Artressia

Of course it wasn’t ALL “happily ever after” when it comes to marriage. West Virginia may have the longest marriages, while Washington D.C. has the shortest (check out the story below). But no matter where you live, your relationship is doomed, if you recognize anything from today’s list of the . . . Top Signs Your Marriage Won’t Last Long.

  • You sleep in separate beds . . . in separate houses . . . with separate people.
  • You say “to-MAY-to” . . . she says “Please die.”
  • Your wedding album is in the Goodwill pile.
  • He spends a lot of time at the office . . . and he doesn’t have a job.
  • The only reason she says your name during sex is because you changed it to Ryan Gosling.
  • You found his Tinder account . . . while using your Tinder account.