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Top 5 Common Names Everyone Pronounces Wrong

Steve Artressia

7% of people admit they have no idea how to pronounce names. Make that 100% if those names appear on today’s list of, The Top 5 Common Names Everyone Pronounces Wrong . . .

#5) Louis: Is it Lou-ISS, who works a regular job? Or LOU-ee, who sells cigarettes from the trunk of his car?

#4) Seth: If you think there’s only one way to pronounce “Seth,” you don’t know anyone with a lisp.

#3) Joaquin: Is it WHA-keen?  Wha-KEEN?  Or, if you’re dyslexic, Quinoa?

#2) Zooey: I never met anyone named “ZOO-ey,” but they supposedly exist. Like Jacksonville Jaguar fans.

#1) Leah:  99.9% of the time on Earth, it’s Lee-ah. 99.9% of the time on Alderaan, it’s LAY-ah. (You’re welcome, nerds.)