Top 5 Reasons Americans Have to Smile

There’s a new report, that says foreigners are freaked out by our smiles? Well, they’re just going to have to get used to them, because they aren’t going anywhere . . . thanks to today’s list of The Top 5 Reasons Americans Have to Smile . . .
#5) Our grocery stores have an entire aisle Devoted to snack chips.
#4) Do the Avengers have a “Captain Canada”? . . . I think NOT!
#3) Whenever we need a good laugh, all we have to do is Google “Florida man.”
#2) Costco hot dogs are still a buck-fifty.                                                                                                                   #1) We’ve won every Super Bowl . . . so take THAT France!

How about a “FREE Bonus Reason” . . . Even our WAFFLES have houses.