Top 5 Signs You Were a Loser in High School

A poll finds that most people’s cliques in high school were “jocks,” “popular kids,” “cheerleaders”, and “nerds.” Didn’t fit into any of these? Then you’ll probably relate to today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Signs You Were a Loser in High School.

#5) The band kids stuffed YOU in a locker.

#4) Nobody sat next to you on the bus.  Or in the cafeteria.  Or in your house.

#3) Your only “A” was in study hall.  Okay, A-minus.

#2) You were voted “Most Likely to Die Alone in an Apartment Full of Action Figures.”

#1) Your prom date was your mom.  And she STILL ditched you for another guy.