Top 5 Things Wearing Krispy Kreme Crocs Says About You

Here’s an odd fashion pairing . . . Krispy Kreme and Crocs. Too bad they don’t look as beautiful as they sound. And if YOU buy a pair and wear them in public, it tells others anything from todays list of . . . The Top 5 Things Wearing Krispy Kreme Crocs Says About You . . .

#5) I make people who dress like wizards for Comic Con say “What are YOU wearing?!”

#4) Know the word “tacky”?  I don’t!

#3) Somewhere there’s a clown wearing a pair of sensible loafers.

#2) I’m single and ready to . . . stay single.

And The #1 Thing Wearing Krispy Kreme Crocs Says About You . . .

#1) I get my fashion advice from Kahuna.