Top 5 Things You Should Have on Your Thanksgiving Bingo Card

According to a new survey, America spoke, and we now DON’T like green bean casserole. But year after year, it still shows up to every Thanksgiving dinner. So let’s add it to today’s list of: The Top 5 Things You Should Have on Your Thanksgiving Bingo Card . . . 

#5) Argument over politics.

#4) Poorly lip-synced Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade performance.

#3) Untouched ambrosia salad.

#2) An Uncle who’s been banned from Wal-Mart.

#1) Clogged plumbing . . . your choice . . . the house plumbing, or your own.