Top 5 Ways to Know Newlyweds Aren’t Going to Make It

We talked about this yesterday . . . that couple who hired a judge to officiate their courthouse wedding, but unfortunately the judge was a no-show, forcing them to improvise and get married at a funeral home instead. So add “they exchange vows surrounded by dead people“, to today’s list of The Top 5 Ways to Know the Couple You’re Watching Get Married Isn’t Going to Make It . . .

#5) The plastic couple on top of their cake is frowning.

#4) They met on “The Bachelor”.

#3) The bride’s wearing black. The groom’s wearing assless chaps.

#2) On their wedding night, they booked separate rooms in separate hotels in separate cities.

#1) The bride is Jennifer Lopez.