Top Simple Things to Be Happy About

Who knew the hardest part of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” . . . was being happy? Turns out, forcing yourself to be happy does anything but. So instead of trying so hard, relax, kick back, and take stock of the everyday things that bring joy to your life on today’s list of The Top 5 Simple Things to Be Happy About . . .

#5) Pants with drawstrings.

#4) A gas station squeegee that doesn’t streak.

#3) The bathroom scale can’t tell you’re leaning on the sink.

#2) You don’t make enough money to lose money in the stock market.

#1) You’re not a Browns fan.