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Underrated “Guy Code” Rule?

Steve Artressia

If you’re not a guy, your understanding of the “guy code” or “bro code” is probably limited. Even if you ARE a guy it can be confusing. So, here’s some help. Folks on Reddit put together a list online, and here are a few of the most underrated “guy code” rules . . .

  1. If you call your bros over to help you move or to unload furniture, you are required to provide food and/or booze.
  2. Just show up when called upon . . . it’s like “Throwing up the Bat-Signal.”
  3. Riding shotgun is a responsibility: You’re a copilot, not a passenger.
  4. (THIS one I gotta disagree with STRENUOUSLY) Never complain about the brand of beer if it’s free. They add the only acceptable complaint is the temperature, and even then it should be joking.

After you turn 21 (25 at the latest), you need to stop buy crappy tasting cheap beer! And if you do supply your Bro’s with crappy non-ice cold beer . . . you deserve ALL the abuse your buddies throw at you!

  1. The nod:  Nobody taught us how to do it, it’s ingrained. And the proper way to do it is UP if you know them, DOWN if you don’t.

And last but perhaps the most important one . . .

  1. Never take the middle urinal first. You always start with one of the ends.