“What Type Of Cheese With That?”

If you’re going to rob a place, a Subway restaurant may not be the best choice (and not just because they’re run by starving “Sandwich Artists”). A 20-year-old man in Chicago robbed 2 Subway restaurants last Wednesday. The first one apparently went smoothly, but at the second one, he almost botched. He demanded, quote, “all the bread”, which led to the cashier asked him to clarify what kind of “bread” he wanted. The guy made a gesture like he had a gun, so the cashier gave him the cash from the register. The police caught him and arrested him about 35 minutes later. Of course this also points out how confusing the English language can be if you’re wanting to steal from a sandwich shop. “Give me all the BREAD . . . all that fresh DOUGH . . . I want 10 LARGE . . . I’m gonna take home the BACON . . . get that extra CHEDDAR . . . load me up with all the GREEN . . .” (Okay, I’ll stop)