Whatever You Do . . . Don’t Buy A BROWN One!

A new report looked into which vehicles birds poop on the most . . . and apparently, it isn’t totally random (Although if you park under trees, power lines, or street lights, you ARE kinda asking for it). According to the report, birds tend to hit BROWN vehicles the most (followed by red and black cars). White and silver cars ranked lowest. As for the BRANDS that get hit the most, Ram is supposedly the #1 most bird pooed on (Jeep is second, followed by Chevrolet, Nissan, and Dodge) Ford and Subaru were the LEAST likely to get hit. Overall, 24% of Americans spend over $500 annually on car washes and repairs related to bird droppings, with Tesla and BMW owners shelling out the most.