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KEVIN BACON HAS GIVEN UP BACON!

Apparently it’s true . . . Kevin Bacon, has officially sworn off bacon (and a few other foods). He says, “I no longer eat goat and I no longer eat pig, because I have goats and I have pigs. My wife is like, ‘We can’t get any more animals, because you’re going to stop eating everything.'” He adds, “I love animals, they are a joy to be around, and they’re very, very calming for me. But we also really love to go into the garden and get fresh herbs or tomatoes or basil or peppers or zucchini.” Cue Alanis Morissette!