Four Random Facts Of The Day!

Four Random Facts

 Alright, time to make you the smartest person in the room — or at least the weirdest at trivia night. Let’s hit Four Random Facts!

Fact #1: A snail can sleep for up to three years.

— Meanwhile, I take a 20-minute nap and wake up feeling like I’ve traveled through time.”

Fact #2: The inventor of Pringles is buried in a Pringles can.

— Which is sweet… but I just hope they didn’t go with sour cream and onion. That’s not how I wanna be remembered.”

Fact #3: Sharks can live up to 500 years.

— Which means somewhere out there is a shark who still owes Blockbuster late fees.”

Fact #4: There’s a species of jellyfish that is technically immortal.

— Great, because that’s what the ocean needed… an undying blob of slime with better health insurance than me.”

And there you go — Four Random Facts to clog up your brain just enough to forget your email password.