Steve’s Heartburn for the Day: The Paper Towel Dispenser That Judges You

You ever walk into a public restroom, wash your hands like a responsible adult… and then the automatic paper towel dispenser suddenly decides you don’t exist? I’m standing there waving my hands like I’m directing air traffic.

Nothing. Wave again. Still nothing. Now I’m doing jazz hands under this thing like I’m auditioning for a Broadway show called Dry Hands: The Musical. Meanwhile the guy behind me walks up, sticks his hand under there once… paper towel immediately. So now I’m standing there wondering what I did wrong in life to offend a machine with one job.

One job. Dispense paper towels. Not judge me. Not ignore me. Not make me question my identity in a public restroom.

Just. Paper. Towels. Every. Single. Time.

Today’s Heartburn Question: 

What’s something that never works when you need it to?

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