If your blinker’s been on for five miles… this is about you.

Alright—this one comes from Dave…

People driving around… with their blinker on… forever.

You’ve got the people who never use it…
and then you’ve got these folks—who flip it on once and just commit for the next five miles.

Click… click… click…

Everybody behind them is trying to decode it like it’s a secret message:
“Are we turning? Are we exiting? Is this just who you are now??”

Dave calls it driving with your idiot light on…
and honestly, that’s exactly what it is.

At that point, you’re not signaling—you’re just confusing the entire road.

Turn it off. We’re not guessing anymore.