The Mystery Lid

You ever open a kitchen cabinet and get attacked by plastic container lids?

Not the containers.

Just the lids.

Somehow you’ve got forty-seven lids and three containers.

And none of them fit.

You find a container.

No lid.

You find a lid.

Wrong container.

You find another lid.

Different decade.

At this point, I don’t think they’re reproducing in there. I think they’re holding meetings.

My favorite part is when somebody says, “Just use a different one.”

A different one?

We’re trying to preserve leftovers, not negotiate a peace treaty.

Somewhere in America, there’s a container enjoying retirement without its lid.

That’s Just Heartburn….

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