A “Horse Stuck in a Tree . . . Good News Story”???

A 32-year-old horse named Marge got herself in a bit of a pickle, when she got trapped between two trees and couldn’t free herself. So the local fire and rescue team responded, and used a “high-point mechanical advantage system” to carefully lift and free Marge from the tight space. She only suffered a few minor scrapes. A horse trapped in a tree sounds less like a news story, and more like something you’d have to explain, very carefully, to your insurance company.