How To Tell If You’re Truly in Love with Someone

The average person falls “passionately” in love with someone just twice in their lifetime. Are you experiencing one of these rare moments right now, or are you unsure? Well, let “Cupid Kahuna” help you out with this list of . . . Kahuna’s “Ways to Know You’re Truly in Love with Someone” . . .

• You let her cat on the bed.
• You don’t just try his home-brewed beer, you tell him “it’s great.”
• You let her use the shower caddy while your shampoo sits on the floor in the corner.
• You let his mom tag along on vacations.
• You not only let her move into your place, but also let her put your framed “Scarface” poster in the garage.
• You pretend to care about all his “high school stories”.
• When she asks you to be honest about how she looks in an outfit, you lie.
• You already bought tickets to take her to an early screening of “Wuthering Heights”.
• You’re not married.