If Only There Was A Way To Obtain Some Ozzy DNA . . .

From 1969 to 2010, there were probably close to a dozen ways the average person could come in contact with Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA. Then age and various ailments clogged that faucet. But the beverage company Liquid Death came to the rescue, by selling 10 empty cans of iced tea that were drunk by Ozzy. The cans were guaranteed to contain trace amounts of Ozzy’s DNA, and came in a container autographed by him personally. They cost $450 each, and sold out immediately. Ozzy apparently isn’t afraid of what the buyers might do with his DNA, He says, “Clone me, you bastards.” (Here’s a video of all the things you could do with your own Ozzy clone)