No, I’m Sure No One Is Going To Find Out About This . . .

Back in the “good old days,” if you found yourself in an embarrassing situation, generally only a small circle of people found out about, but now, thanks to the web, the whole WORLD knows about it! A college kid in China made headlines after setting his inflatable sex doll on fire, so his roommate didn’t catch him with hit. He snuck her out into the hallway, and tried to destroy the evidence by setting her on fire. It set the fire alarm off in his dorm, so then EVERYONE found out . . . including you.